Has anyone posted this yet? If not, enjoy! It's the 'truncated transcript' from the Mar. 26th SCOTUS argument. Hilarious.
STAY CALM! WINE IS HERE!
For those of you old enough to remember Grover in his prime, and for those of you who have never heard it, I give to you "Grover and the Letter Y" - Sesame Street's answer to the classic skit, "Who's on First." I have loved this since I was 6 years old. Grover is the best.
So, so true. God, I hate Caillou.
Courtesy of "WTF, Evolution," I present to you the sage grouse - the bird that could use a bra.
Do you ever feel like someone is stalking you at breakfast?
Multiple decades of living on this earth and I just this very moment learned that the tear duct does not, in fact, produce tears, but absorbs them.
Some commercial for Fiber One caramel nut protein bars has the tagline, "It's not a candy bar." Ummmmm, yes it is, doofuses. Just because you take a candy bar, pump some whey protein into it and shove a vitamin pill up its ass does not make it magically healthy.
This made me laugh.
C. Everett Koop died. He's the only surgeon general I can name.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/22/the-black-and-missing-foundation_n_1294919.html The Black And Missing Foundation Aims To Find People Of Color Who've Disappeared
My husband and I made our kids an indoor pup tent out of dowels, rope, and some really awesome fabric. It looks spectacular and I have never seen them so excited to play with something - better than Christmas morning, even. I am so proud of us.
Sharks... so misunderstood. They just want to help!
Lance Armstrong makes millions from doping and cheating. Meanwhile, Nicole Cooke ran a clean cycling career and had to fight for every penny. This is her retirement speech and it is pretty blistering and I'm glad she said it all.
I used to watch Truman Capote's "A Christmas Memory" with my dad whenever it came on during the holiday season. The whole thing is now on YouTube. I think it's almost 60 years old now, and it's still as lovely as it was when I was a little kid (and it was already old by then).
Jan Wilberg writes about the illegal abortion she had in 1967: http://www.salon.com/2012/08/27/my_illegal_abortion/